Saturday, February 1, 2014

Super Bowl XLV-3: Horses vs. Hawks

Ever since I was young, I have always been that girl sitting in a sea of testosterone, buffalo wings, and team banter watching the battle for the Lombardi silver football. If not listening to men carry on about how they could coach better or play someone else, one could see me explaining the game of football to my fellow females. "Three points is a field goal"..."that's what an on-side kick is"..."no, there is no such thing as a homerun in football." Luckily for you ladies, Buzzfeed has released a cheat sheet so you can not only understand what is going on but even impress the men with your new found knowledge of the gridiron game.

Ladies, if you do not retain any of the information about the influential players, which team has the best defense, or even who coaches them, remember the last section (it is hysterical). It is called "How do I sound like I know what I'm talking about?" First point is pick a quarterback and say "Let's go, [insert name here]." I suggest you ladies pick Peyton Manning, the greatest quarterback in football. And if all else fails, Buzzfeed says to "agree with people and repeat what they say." You will look like a P-R-O!

Horses vs. Hawks. Peyton Manning vs. Russell Wilson. What will Richard Sherman say next? Those are the questions that will be answered after million dollar commercials, useless ESPN commentary and zoom-ins of the coaches yelling at referees. In true Tennessee Volunteers fashion, I will be cheering for Peyton and the Broncos to hoist the Lombardi and make confetti angels on the 50-yard line. So brush up on your facts with this cheat sheet and start preparing the homemade salsa, the countdown to the kickoff is on!


Here is the link to the cheat sheet:


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